But really, its crazy! Really crazy! Waking up by 5am to get to my office at 9am?!
Life would be a lot easier and I’d not have to spend that much time on the road in traffic jams or having to interrupt my prettily sexy dreams if I just possessed one of the world’s ultimate machines – the Kawasaki Ninja.
At a relatively cheap price of about N 1, 000, 000 ($ 7, 099) for a brand new Ninja, it bless you with 71.15hp at 9, 000 r.p.m (horsepower), 48.5lb/ft at 7, 000 r.p.m (torque), four stroke, liquid cooled, four-valve per cylinder, parallel twin engines with six speed transmission and a top speed of 120 mph and also possessing a digital fuel injection with two 38mm Keilin throttle bodies and an impressive curb weight of 440.9lbs – thus reducing the centre of gravity, improving your stability by a whole lot as compared to other bikes.
At just a mill in naira, you could gets machine that not only gets you there on time, but is ridiculously cheap (in comparison to what it’ll get you at the end of the day), creates a stress free ride, wonderfully saves you from cursing and swearing like most motorists would and finally it seductively flings you up the ‘swag charts’ beyond imagination. So the question for most Nigerians is why not?!
