FOR THE LADIES
Okay.
This is for the ladies who actually care to know what a man thinks.
1. LOOK GOOD.
Of course…this is too obvious…so I won’t spend time on it. But looking good goes beyond make up/overs…how clean are your shoes..? Are you neat..? It’s the little things that matter…keep them thongs and no-waist jeans where they belong…in the house. Earn his respect.
2. PAY ATTENTION.
We all like attention…it’s just the doses that vary from person to person…but basically men like a woman who makes them feel like they’re the centre of her universe. In other words…notice. Know what his facial hair is like…so when he trims it…you know…his nails…tie…everything. Be careful though…don’t be too intense that he’d feel like he’s been henpecked or watched…ignore the oil stain on his tie…notice the sexy aftershave.
3. BALANCE BEING HARD TO GET AND EASY TO LAY.
Now….let’s face it. Playing hard to get went out with Michael Jackson…the same way easy-weezy chicks came in with D’Banj…no disrespect though…I’m just being real. Hard to get is boring. Truth is…guys may like to chart up their conquests…but the girl who knew just the right amount of flesh to throw at him and yet retain her dignity owns her own spot in his memory…and in time…in his home and heart.
4. RESPECT…HIS FAMILY.
I do not play with my family. Period. They’re crazy, annoying, pissy, gutter…whatever…but they’re MY FAMILY…at least, until I start a new one with you. Please…don’t try to come between us. They have their place…as you have yours. A lot of girls have this ‘my mother-in-law my enemy’ mentality. It doesn’t work…unless you married a dork. Listen, she’s his mum. Respect that. Before you came…she was all he had. Those nights things got hard and scary…those nights he never thought he’d make it…she was there…she was his angel…his guardian…she prayed and paid for him to get to where he was BEFORE you met him. Don’t EVER compete with her. Respect their relationship…cherish it…and be happy for them. You’re better off loving her and having her on your side than otherwise.
Remember…you too will be a mother soon.
5. RESPECT…HIS FRIENDS…MALE & FEMALE.
Friends. Even the bible says “…but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother…” You have to love…or at least accept his friends. Nasty comments about them won’t work. Even if he doesn’t say anything, it’s right there underneath his consciousness. These guys are his security blankets…don’t make him have to choose between them and you. Accept them. They’ll respect and accept you right back! And if they don’t…they make fun of you…and he does nothing…walk away. He doesn’t deserve you.
6. HAVE A STRUT…BE CONFIDENT & INDEPENDENT.
One of Ne-Yo’s hottest numbers is titled “Miss Independent”. In it he talks about nothing as sexy as a woman who can do it for herself…the kind of woman who don’t need his help…I’m sure you ladies love that song. Listen…you’re educated. You’re brilliant. You have a job. Don’t ask me to send you credit…on the real. I want to do for you…but you’re not my responsibility. Stop trying to get in my wallet. Listen…no man wants a liability. I got to know what you’re bringing to the table. And girls sometimes are really selfish. When was the last time you saw a shirt and thought…”That would really look good on him…” or “that’s his favorite colour…let me get that for him…”…or even take him out one day…and spend your hard-earned cash on him? That doesn’t make you a sucker…I mean…how many dinners has he taken you too?
7. BE YOURSELF.
Don’t ever be fake. We love the real you. Please…don’t tell me how you sip cappuccino at work…when you can’t even spell it. You’re not impressing me…BE REAL. It’s not where you’re from…it’s where you at. The real you is more interesting than the fake someone else. Your mum sells firewood…so?
8. UPGRADE YOU…UPGRADE HIM.
A lot of ladies miss this part. UNDERSTAND…you got to be on top of your game. First…intelligence. I don’t care if you read Mills & Boon…but we want to talk so you better know something. Keep me on my toes intellectually. Nothing is more boring than a girl that has nothing to contribute in a conversation…a ‘yes’ woman…or man for that matter. Have your own opinions. Take for example…you married an MD…that was five years ago…now he’s CEO…and you’re still thinking ‘MD’…he has a secretary…who is just as hot…if not hotter than you…and she knows everything about his job…she serves him tea..knows what he needs before he asks…and he cannot talk with you at home…because you don’t know what he does…one day they’re going to take that conversation out of the office…she will cook dinner for him…RECIPE FOR DISASTER.
9. VALUE YOURSELF.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T yourself. Respect yourself. You’re different, true. But you’re a woman. You gotta show him you’re different. And understand…Doing whatever he asks you to is not a sign of love…it’s a sign of low self-esteem. Maybe he’s been used to gutter chicks…who will tell him you’re not one of them? You gotta teach him to respect you…you gotta earn his respect. A lot of ladies put up with a lot of bullshit in relationships because they think a bad relationship is better than no relationship. WRONG! If that guy is not treating you right…walk! Don’t put up with his crap thinking he will change. I assure you…he won’t. Why should he? He has you anyway! Listen…it’s important you know what you stand for…it’s equally important that THEY KNOW what you won’t stand for.
10. UP YOUR SEX GAME.
Now…I am not an advocate of pre-marital sex…though that is not to say I’m…you know what I mean. But I think we all are mature enough to know what we want and what we do not want in sex. Men like sex…true…but I, for one like INTENSITY not VARIETY. Beyond a doubt most men are not disciplined when it comes to sex…but I am appalled at how ignorant my peers of both sexes are about sex…a lot of girls do not know females climax…CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? Learn as much as you can about these things…DON’T WATCH PORN…that is mental poison…but you can ask questions…you have friends…mothers…aunts…nurse/doctor friends who are female…there are books on the subject…Christian books if you care…educate yourself. This IS NOT the eighties…’prim and proper’ is out…sexy and freaky is in…blowjobs…sex-in-the-kitchen…massages…whatever works…you gotta be on top…and know what your man likes…open mindedness goes far…
And if you want…I can show you parts of the bible that encourage some variations to sex…of course…with your spouse now…be open-minded…but don’t let your brains fall out…
11. CAN YOU COOK..?
I think I have said enough for one day…
Bottom line is: – Every man wants a Lady in the streets…a Queen in the sitting room…a Chef in the kitchen…and a Freak in HIS bedroom…for real.
I try…
Did I miss anything?
