Funny Doctor Quotes

Okay, a lot of things are said about doctors every day. We can be heroes, villains, and sometimes even the comic relief. I’ve compiled below a list of quotes concerning doctors. Some are funny, some are deadpan serious, while others are thought provoking. Enjoy.

  1. In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. –Cicero
  2. To array a man’s will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. – Henry Ward Beecher
  3. Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. – James Bryce.
  4. The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find. – Denis Diderot
  5. I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.- John Donne
  6. The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes- Desiderius Erasmus
  7. The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. – Plato
  8. Poisons and medicines are often times the same substance given with different intents. – Peter Mere Latham
  9. GOD and the Doctor we alike adore/ but only when in danger and not before/ The danger o’er , both are alike requited/ GOD is forgotten and the Doctor slighted.- Robert Owen

And finally;

  1. A short history of medicine
  • 2000B.C – “Here, eat this root.”
  • 1000B.C – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
  • 1850A.D – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
  • 1940A.D – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
  • 1985A.D – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
  • 2000A.D – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.”

Links: www.quotegarden.com; en.proverbia.net.

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